Thursday, June 16, 2005

Top 10 Reasons To Work From Home Every Once In A While

1. 5 steps to the office
2. Naps
3. An office with a view
4. Working in my PJ's
5. Oprah
6. Listening to whatever I want...really loud
7. Facial Hair Removal Cream any time of the day
8. Speaker Phone
9. Rollar Blading on my lunch hour
10. Naked Conference Calls

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think I would have let #7 be known to the www. You are just all about nakedness lately, aren't you? LOL!

Anonymous said...

Oh come on what girl doesn't do it in some form..waxing, serious plucking? Hairy ones that's who! The ones with mustaches...

Anonymous said...

I am responding to this entry since it's at the top of the page and I have a better chance of it being seen. I just saw a post where I was told that the homo Steveie J. told me to watch my back. Then, when I didn't respond because I didn't see it, he started talking all that smack up in my grill about how I was too scared to say anything back to him. Well, let me tell you people something. I used to whip his hind-end all around Webb hall, and I'm not too busy to do it again. He doesn't scare me. What's more, Corey Webb told me that he has my back since he never liked Stevie (or "Gay Steve" as we used to call him in college) anyway. So GS, if you'd like me to open up a 55 gal. drum of whoop-ass, let me know. That's how I roll.

Emily said...

I always had my suspicions that something more was going on between Gay Steve and his roommate Ashley then met the eye...hmmm...I see that I may have not been alone.

Anonymous said...

I don't remember "Gay Steve" but I do remember something referencing a female rock star.

Anonymous said...

Seth, do you get the blogging/commenting thing. I’m guessing not so hear is a brief tutorial...
It’s actually a lot like normal conversation with another human. For instance... when you walk up to Emily and Heidi while they are talking about nudity and female facial hair, and start talking about smack, 55 gallon drums and Webb hall... people think your weird. "Corey Webb" is the only topic you mentioned even remotely related to feminine hygiene.
Maybe we just need to invest in a scroll mouse for you... I think you’re worth it.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Nick Burns in the flesh.