Monday, September 19, 2005

In Honor of 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'

Which co-worker Jason and I are fully participating in btw...



My pirate name is:


Dirty Jenny Bonney




You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Captain John Vane

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...svt sneaky...never would have thought of that...

Anonymous said...

Dirty Bess Kidd
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Anonymous said...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey buddy. Did you know you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?" The pirate says, "Arrr...I know...It's drivin' me nuts!"

Anonymous said...

Dirty Jenny Bonney, we are cousins or maybe even sisters. I'm Dirty Anne Bonney
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!