Saturday, June 05, 2004

gay or just metrosexual?

So I went dancing yet again tonight...big surprise right? Anyway, a friend of mine asked me if one of my ex was gay. I asked him why he would ask that...he said he didn't really know the guy but from the times he did see him his gaydar was beeping a bit (okay he didn't put it exactly like that but that's what he meant). He said the way he dressed, the spiky hair with an over abundance of gel...that sort of thing. Hilarious as it may be I think that he may fall more under the definition of metrosexual.

Let's go through a quick exercise shall we?
"young man with money to spend", CHECK
"living in or within easy reach of a metropolis", CHECK
"spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle", DOUBLE CHECK
"where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are", CHECK
"he has clearly taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference", CHECK, CHECK

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck...its a pretty good chance its a duck. Any questions?

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